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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 11:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

No go.

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!